Not just the grays, but the pinks and auditioning to be a commentor to be even in the grays. Bring back the star system. Bring it all back.

The idea of drinking lots of heavy cream makes me want to vom everywhere.

I'm sorry :( best wishes to you.

I love this comment :)

WOW, THANKS FOR THE TIP!

That's hella awkward. Did he know you guys were friends?

MAKE IT HAPPEN. :P

There should just be a weekly segment somewhere, on some site (like Jezebel or Gawker) called "Michele Bachmann Word Vomits" in which we're updated on the verbal diarrhea that Michele Bachmann spews out of her mouth that week. She just doesn't know when to shut. the. fuck. up.

I don't see that. I think her feelings are genuinely sweet.

Team Legolas!

Middle Easterners are considered white/Caucasian as defined by the US census. It's somewhat not intuitive, but that's what I've had to check off on the census as being (I'm Persian).

People are such utter creeps. She's adorable, but so are her teammates! They're all extremely adorable and kickass at the sport of volleyball, and I wish them all success.

I'm not sure what you mean. Just because someone is older doesn't mean that they aren't living an invigorating life or providing the best for their children. My mom had me when she was 24, and my friend from college's mother had her when she was 39/40. Her parents are both fun-loving, witty, humorous people who are…

2) I can't stand Giada at all at all at all at all. And neither can my dad. My dad rolls her eyes whenever he sees her on TV.

BAHAHAHA! Dying of laughter.

This person is a troll. Not expecting much out of him except troll-ery.

(ETA: I don't mean you, I mean the person you responded to just to clear that up!)

More like Eurasian.

My mom read all the books and passed it around to her friends, so I feel ya.