WHY IN THE FUCK does this lady think that any college-aged woman will want to read this shit? No seriously, I'm 22 and graduated university last May. I can't imagine any woman on my college campus reading this drivel for serious life advice. If you're in college and are a woman in this time and day, you're there…

THIS! <3

I LOVE EMMY ROSSUM EVEN MORE now that I know that she's a Karen O. fan! Fucking love Karen O. And Ezra, too. Loved the performance <3

Do ittttt!

WAIT. Johnny Weir's shoes. I. NEED. THEM. IN. MY. LIFE.

You're rolling your eyes just because Kim Kardashian is getting sympathy (rightfully so) in this situation? So do you roll your eyes at the mistreatment of all escorts?

I believe that this is from another time (not sure what it's from, though :\).

That game is just SO dumb and not fun at all. I'd rather play the now-defunct Flappy Bird for 24 hours in a row than spend 1 minute playing Candy Crush because it's really not that innovative or original of a game and is pretty damn boring.

I think he's beyond half-senile; he's more like full-on senile!

Exactly!

I wanted to punch that asshole in the face every time he smirked and said, "With all due respect, sir." KINDLY FUCK OFF, SIR.

Hearing their account makes me so happy. I'm glad that this is the way that they wanted to be wed and that it was a special moment for them. Congrats to them, and best wishes!

YESSSS!

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT RYAN GOSLING?! That's okay. One less lady that I have to fight against to win his heart.

Asa doesn't even remotely compare! :P

Yes, like that. ETA: Well, except the "oo" isn't as exaggerated as in "Google." It's less stressed.

GOOGOOSH! I LOVE HER! I LOVE HER EVEN MORE NOW! She is full of awesome. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I'm going to go listen to it now.

High-waisted jean shorts with crop tops or tucked-in blouses are my favorite thing to wear in the summer (after dresses). Yes, I know this makes me sound like I'm coming straight from a tumblr feed. OH WELL. Don't throw tomatoes at me.

This was my face when I read the title (except with wider eyes). Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! Holy fuckin' shitballs, it's 2014! I'm going to go and embrace all of my science books and textbooks that I have left from college.

Exactly. I know that my sister has become really bored with snow days and has nothing to really do when she's stuck home. Giving activities, even activities that don't require the internet or computer, to the students would be good.