My grandfather had a rule, never go anywhere without 4 pairs of Vice Grips, He once broke a leaf spring, clamped it together with vice grips and drove home 200 miles.

Too late.

Plural Musk?! Did someone get him wet?

No wait, I am Ben Affleck. I get confused sometimes.

Yes, that's right: I could've had a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, some sort of cool vintage car, an Aston-Martin, a Bentley, a Porsche … and yet I told everyone I was driving around in a 11-year-old GMC SUV with an interior that looked like it was made from Wal-Mart deck chair plastic. Occasionally, I think back on these…

I would like to thank Jalopnik and Chris Perkins for this award. Being No.1 is special.

And this is precisely why I've mocked people for years over this kinda crap. "Oh thank God you did that, or somebody on the internet might have tracked down your stupid beater and stolen it right out of your cracked driveway, instead of, you know, writing down your plates when your cloaking device fails while you're…

hahaha. I've never even heard of this one!!

This is right up there with ripping off your name and address from magazines before you toss them. My mother in law was terrified she would let one slip through. You know, because that's how serial killers pick their victims. "Hmmm, Jenn has a subscription to National Geographic and her address is right here?…

the worst part of identity theft: the emotional toll.

you're trying to change my little yellow display picture, aren't you?! I'M ON TO YOU!!

FINALLY I know what the EX trimline is short for!

But the G-Wagen can only be invented by one living person, and he was Pliny the Elder!

^Whatsup Vladimir?

Why don't you go where fashion sits?

So you're saying he's being honest about nazi sleeper cells, just not who controls them (meaning he does)?

I think leasing only beats buying a new car over the long run if

Shortly after adopting our pit mix, I took her with me while running some errands. I had left her in the car while going into the store (overcast day, windows down, etc) while strapped in using one of those harnesses. About 5-10 minutes later I saw her walking down the isle in the store.

She apparently freaked out…

Rumor has it that there were noise complaints from the owners of a hotel and apartments that are under construction next door. The organizers of C&C Irvine have been asking car owners to "keep their revs low" this entire year and there has been as consistent police presence outside the event to discourage burnouts.…