That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.

Let the circus begin. No matter what happens people will still find a way of blaming Angelina . They still hate her for ‘splitting up a marriage’ and Brad came out of that unscathed even though he’s a grown man who can be held accountable for his own decisions. Christ I’m now ranting.

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

The smile on her face when she jumps back into the choreography at the end! So fucking cute.

Well, I think this woman has danced behind Beyonce for an entire tour. She’ll be dancing again tomorrow. Winning a gold medal? There’s no guarantee you’re going to do that again so you should get to enjoy your moment as long as you want. So... different.

I HATE public proposals but damn if I didn’t cry during this one.

Normally I am anti-public proposals, but if Our Lady and Savior Beyonce signs off on it... CUTEST THING EVER. You go right ahead, you’re an adorable couple.

Who the fuck stared this comment?

She could’ve avoided the whole thing by simply adding ‘some of them, I assume, are good people’ at the end of her original speech.

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

Yesterday i was thinking on installing the sims again for fun.

I’m choosing not to be cynical about this.

As much as I disliked that book and by extension Elizabeth Gilbert, I can only imagine what it must be like to realize your love for someone at the moment they are in mortal peril. I hope for the best, but that diagnosis means they need to be preparing for the worst.

“A retractable urine stick that will test for pregnancy, drugs, and other chemicals.”

What makes it worse when women do it? Are our fingers deemed more offensive than mens?

I’m flipping you and your trashy opinions off right now.

Awww did someone flip you off and hurt your feelings? Poor baby.

As much as I hate the vapidity of social media, if twitter didn’t exist, these kinds of injustices would go unnoticed. Making the powers that be feel shame is a very strong deterrent.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.