I worked on that analogy for weeks.

Yeah, I don’t see how it can be labled as exploitive, especially since it’s a book. There aren’t even any real people involved. A lot of us have wierd sex kinks and as long as they aren’t harmful to anyone else, I don’t see a reason why you have to be ashamed of them.

(Disclaimer: I’m a bisexual cis-female writer of queer erotic romance, M/M among the pairings.)

You might need a cat doll as well if you plan on going out-unless your cats are really, really chiiillll

You’re obviously in denial and/or lying.

Here is pretty much the only secret of the universe that I’ve figured out: we shouldn’t spend one more minute of our lives worrying about when our pets will go. We should just love them and enjoy every moment we can. We can’t protect our hearts by worrying about losing them. The sadness will come, no matter how we try…

I have three (which is already violating my lease by one cat), and I swear, they having two-cat clicks that rotate weekly. It’s kind of funny.

I am currently in violation of my lease because I have three cats, which is one too many. I’m living on the edge, man. My apartment has floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room of the ground floor, and they look directly onto the sidewalk in front of the complex. My cats lounge in those windows all day, every day…

Did you just realize that this is the perfect Halloween costume but you’ve already gotten all your gear for another costume? If so, I feel you pain...

Lots of info on the Firefly board game here:

Lots of info on the Firefly board game here:

YAAASSSS

I make cat-scratch towers out of cardboard and own a sweater with a cat sewn onto the front of it. I appease my cat overlords.

... some of my friends are stuck on the fact that at one point, I expressed an interest in the possibility of not having kids at all. For them, that was it — my preference was asserted and any deviance from it was a betrayal of who I really am. They don’t get that who I really am is someone who could live any number…

That point about compromise — a lot of people seem to view that as a bad word these days. When you say, “relationships require compromise,” some people will look at you like you just said, “relationships require disrespect and abuse.” The idea of accepting that you can’t have everything exactly the way you want it…

Even your relationship with the cat may change. What do you think about that?

But seriously folks, let’s all live alone and die alone and expect nothing. Nothing except cats. Beautiful loyal cats. They will stick with you until the end. And then they will eat you so you can be together even longer.

Relationship can’t change if you don’t enter into one, cats are all I need!

Jokes on you, I’m freezing the GF and I in Carbonite so we never change.