This is everything in life that I never knew I wanted, but so desperately needed.

No, they can't. Because then might come kidnap them. =X

I don’t know. The restaurant owner seems awful. Mainly because he couldn’t even spell a lame hashtag right.

GOD.

I’m doing that right now...

Weird to think this was over ten years ago. AGE AWARENESS SETTING IN.

Wasn’t he in Vampire Diaries?

So instead of teaching children not to shame each other’s bodies and to be body positive and accepting, we should just cover everyone up?

I really don’t understand why people get so defensive over this stuff.

This video was everything. I’m going to go cry now because that is my reaction to extreme adorableness in the morning.

... And that is how it begins. Welcome.

Spray-on dry shampoos are terrible. Blah.

Spray-on dry shampoos are terrible. Blah.

Oh, really? That’s unfortunate. =( My Lush store employees are awesome and super nice. They know me by name at this point (mainly because my boyfriend has an epic mustache, but whatevs) and they are always great.

Oh, really? That’s unfortunate. =( My Lush store employees are awesome and super nice. They know me by name at this…

There can only be one dry shampoo to rule them all, and it is:

There can only be one dry shampoo to rule them all, and it is:

I LOVE Cersei (or as the HBO producers announce it—Cer-say).

Yes.

Oh my god I love your name and avatar. Let's be friends, please. <3

Oh my god I love your name and avatar. Let's be friends, please. <3

I was wondering about that, too!

So, has anyone else seen the comments about how all the “femi-nazis” were up in arms over the rape scenes, but no one cared that they burned a child alive in this episode?

More importantly: