Everytime I read French Tuck I see it as TRENCH FUCK. Sounds like some old timey don’t ask don’t tell shenanigans!

I Florida tuck - no shirt at all, handcuffs in the back. Plus meth.

My mother saw him in real life once and to this day still goes on about how short he is, and that once you realize that it removes any sense of attraction. Google says he’s 5'8" which probably means he is at least an inch shorter.

Yup. Talented Mr. Ripley and Fight Club pushed me into puberty. I knew what I wanted and needed when I saw Brad Pitt and Jude Law.

Late 90s Jude Law was truly the pinnacle of male beauty. He’s still hot, but there was nowhere to go but down from how smoking he was in his late 20s and early 30s.

Compare that to Lori signing autographs when she arrived at the Boston courthouse. Both Aunt Becky and Mossimo are horrible people and parents.

I wouldn't tell him, I would just go on the other date. Realtor is being rude and doesn't get to date you tonight. Enjoy your other date. Maybe you'll even get on better than you do with Realtor. 

I just want to share that I have a crush, and I'm so happy I feel like the sun shines out from my every orifice. 

Try to remember that it wouldn’t have been great, specifically because he doesn’t have a spine. Someone who was going to let that be the end of your relationship would never have given you the life you deserve- you deserve someone who would defend you.

Leave me alone, peasant.

An old college friend is a huge supporter of (and acquaintance of) Williamson and credits her with giving him “limitless thinking” that allowed him to attain his success. Yet somehow I suspect it may have had more to do with his upper-middle class background, socially well-connected and emotionally supportive parents, …

Another self-promoting ad campaign for the benefit of only Herself. The only thing she’s running for is to use the political system to goose her name recognition among a new generation, and thereby increase her speaking fees. Just like her last “run for office” when she ran for Rep. Henry Waxman’s seat (he was…

Bebe is definitely the new Rita Ora. 

That one picture where I imagine Kate is silently gloating about her strong jawline vs. the Marchioness’ weak chin is my favorite.

lmao rich, landed gentry/peerage gossip is my favorite now that I’ve become acquainted with actual members of these groups—the drama all goes down exactly as you’d expect and it’s all full of ridiculous people behaving ridiculously. see: the fact that they call themselves the “Turnip Toffs”

It is shade and it is wonderful

From the Daily Mail:”The 46-year-old Shallow Hal star has sparked controversy”

Hi everyone! Tonight I’m going to see The Countess and Friends cabaret show! It’s Countess Luann from the Real Housewives of New York, unsure about who the Friends are. It should be super fun, right? The online reviews are god awful, but nevertheless I will persistent and I'll report back later! Cheers!

Oh gross - NEIL STRAUSS co-wrote the biography?? How disgusting can you get combining Motley Crue and fucking Neil Strauss. No thank you.

Yes, but will it “smell like a roll of nickels”?