I’m not feeling generous so I’m just going to assume the bros consider insecurity and submissiveness an attractive quality in a women.

Lord...I’m so disappointed this wasn’t real and in a book.

Well I'm a better writer

I have NEVER apologized for my breasts. 

“Sorry I’m a man” should be in like every book at some point. Almost like using a classic sound effect as homage to film history. 

This irritates me to no end. I'm not ashamed of having small breasts, and no woman should be ashamed at any size. 

Right?  My body isn’t perfect, but it is bangin’ and I’m not apologizing for a damn thing.

My ejaculation was violent. Before anybody could react it had already broken a beer bottle and threatened the bartender. When somebody tried to deescalate the situation, my ejaculation grabbed them by the throat and threw them onto the beer splattered floor. Later on my ejaculation was seen entering a convenient…

Why do men so often write women who apologize for their tits? For their size, for not being the same size. Does that mean they think we should be apologizing or something? Sheesh.

I recently heard John Grisham saying his wife laughed uproariously at his sex-scene drafts, and for that reason, he never includes sex scenes in his novels. Sounds like a good call. These seem to have been written by horny middle-school boys who have never had sex. 

Did you see The Night Manager? I didn’t really care for it, overall, but Colman! Was! So! Good! Holy cow she fucked me up. Can’t wait for this movie, can’t wait for the new season of The Crown.

The AV Club review of this asked “Ts this the first Yorgos Lanthimos film that can be called genuinely fun?” 

Marilyn did a terrific job of spinning it to her favor. When asked of she’d in fact had anything on for that photo shoot, she confidently said, “the radio.” Arguably the best fuck you answer ever.

I’m not sure if you’re aware but Johnson & Johnson knew the talc caused cancer; and, knowingly & willingly targeted minority women in underprivileged areas because they knew they’d be less likely to afford doctors when problems arose.  From Band Aids to Baby Shampoo not a single JNJ product will ever be in my home…

It looks like a community hall. 

I didn't know norm core was also a decorating choice. 

Hey, Justin!  Any room in that $5 million Ontario mansion for Lena?  Feel free to take her from us.  We won’t put up a fight.  

Johnson & Johnson has a pathological history of unethical and illegal behavior. From their consumer side (Baby Powder linked to cancer) to pharmaceutical (Risperdal 31 child deaths) to medical devices (mesh, hips and spine) injury and deaths with billions and billions in fines and yet CEO Alex Gorsky evades prison.

Yes, I remember you discussing this on another thread! I think him sending you that video was also a power move. Like hey, I still have this and I watch it. Like he wanted any reaction from you just to be creepy, even if he knew it would be a negative reaction. 

They’re conflating this with the kind of thing that happens when, for example, politicians condemn acts of sexual violence by saying things like “as a father, I’m appalled by...” Which is similar but not the same, and the difference is important. In the politician-type statement, the message is “this only matters to…