I wish they would bring back the Dodo. It makes me so sad that stupid humans wiped out a whole species because they were not used to anyone being mean to them

There’s so much that’s hilarious about that map. Utah becoming part of China. Residents of Kentucky voting for members of the European Parliament. Atlanta becoming some sort of regional administrative capital for Mexico. Wyoming adopting Canadian social mores (although I’ve heard Alberta is pretty Wild West-y.)

give me pleasant company american girl dolls or give me death

and Clooney was actually charming as Batman.

Not at all, actually. I don’t think I can explain this well, and it will probably sound super offensive, but I suspect that for those people who are bothered by this type of thing a pretty black woman being romanced by a handsome white dude (you know at least 50% of her stable of suitors will be white) is going to be…

Good luck with the new job!

Even if you don’t wind up going, you should be TREMENDOUSLY proud. Doing something you’re afraid of and succeeding is incredibly difficult, and no matter what you decide being accepted into Columbia is a very fancy feather in your cap.

A couple of months ago I asked for advice for grad school applications. You guys were so helpful. I just found out that I got into Columbia University!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to go so bad, but the cost is ridiculous. I am still waiting to see about financial aid and some scholarships. However, I am still so so excited!

And you can bet that every one of those deportees has brown skin and from south of the border. Right now there are 20K illegal Irish immigrants in places like NYC.

I’m just happy for all the hardworking native born Americans who will soon live their dreams of being dishwashers, roofers, lettuce pickers and nannies. And I won’t miss for a second all the tax moneys illegals put into Social Security for us, and will likely never use.

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

AA Baggage Agent: Alright, 19 bags checked. That’ll be $4,000 please. Credit or debit?

(This is the bigger story here;so you’re a member of American’s bougie little club...but any old person on Southwest can still check more bags than you?)

Can I add some digestive biscuits? Plain or chocolate are both good.

And we’ll take Idris Elba too, KTHXBYE.

Also send Mary Berry, Fieri is on his way. Fair trade.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

Yikes. I would be sad to see it go, as a New Yorker who would rather walk on shattered glass than step foot in there but who appreciates it as an icon of our city.

1. I have never seen Miracle on 34th Street.

Hope you feel better soon :)