“Put $600 on the table. Everybody get naked.”

10: you have gone around something only if you end up back where you began

Theon Greyjoy Night did not turn out to be the synergistic success the Royal’s marketing department had been predicting.

I liked it better the first time I saw it.

About time something positive falls from the sky.

With Houston moving to the AL a few years back, there are now 15 teams in each league. With an odd number of teams, there always has to be at least one interleague series going on throughout the season.

Also, the Mets franchise tested positive for lolololol.

My favorite part was when the woman he beat said “congratulations” and he responded back... “congratulations”. Like when the guy tearing your movie ticket tells you to enjoy the show and the only response you can muster is “you too”.

I've seen people pretend they were Superman, but this is the first time I've seen someone pretend to be Christopher Reeve.

I was an assistant/goalie coach for a youth soccer club and we had this goalie who just kind of got lost in thought and wandered around the field if the ball wasn't on his side of play for 2-3 minutes. I would work with him on his concentration constantly but this kid just couldn't help himself once he saw that shiny…

Dressing like this is more or less the opposite of not giving a fuck.

I urge you to reconsider

I'd sure as hell go back to 1998 though. Just 5 years made all the difference.

The perpetual shittyness of the Knicks must have been a calming force in this new topsy-turvy world, I would imagine.

More importantly, why is he wearing a hat?

Here in Belgium, we call this 'Waffle Mode.'