Don't forget the end of the Watford/Leicester playoff semi two years ago, possibly the most ridiculous ending to a soccer game there's ever been (and I say that as a Man City fan who got a pretty crazy finish one year earlier).

Competition:

Your "I don't like soccer" joke would have worked a lot better (working under the myth that "Wah Wah, I don't like the subject of this article" jokes are ever funny) if the biggest highlight in US soccer history wasn't off a fast-break counter.

Coming back from 1-0 to a 10 man lower division team means they are back?

I tried the same tactic while appearing at traffic court the other day.

This is really serious news and quite shocking. Who made Jagr a Count?

Probably the most devastating use of the belt since Adrian Peterson.

Brother Jimmy's, actually.

The worst of this is that Brian's favorite restaurant is across from MSG meaning it's Sbarro, Roy Roger's, Nathan's, McDonald's or the frightening nameless Chinese place.

The basic theme is dudes being truly incapable of seeing the plain truth that the girl is not interested. You gotta play in your own league. Hint: If it's 8th grade, and her name is Ashley, she's out of your league.

Fast forward 15 years later. All of these women would kill for someone to do them like that now.

Scott's friends get in a gnarly car wreck because of a favor they were doing for him, and his top priority is still setting up this date at the park. Ouch.

I cannot read this.

0:19. Internal monologue of the guy in the orange hat. "oi m8 im gunna b on the telly! I should go help that man."

Hey! This impact crater was not "discovered by the HiRISE imager".