This is basically a bald guy having an internal argument about which hairbrush to buy.

That's not how you win the Ballon d'Or Mario.

Can it be trendy if I've been drinking them for 20 years? Espresso is a) super strong and b) over very quickly. It's nice after dinner, but not in the morning.

Iced Americano is my drink, let me explain.

Orrrr "Hi, I enjoy the relatively mild intensity of plain old drip coffee, but with the depth of flavor, smoothness, and aroma that only comes from high quality ground-to-order beans"

What the fuck is wrong with Americano?

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

It's a beer name, for god's sake.

Guzan has more clean sheets than TH in the EPL this year

He won't play in 2018. Everton extended his contract through 2018, but he will no longer be in top form by then and he's indicated that he plans on retiring after that (e.g. not playing in MLS). Instead, USMNT will most likely begin fielding Brad Guzan of Aston Villa starting with CONCACAF /Olympics in 2016. He isn't…