Before I sold my soul to the practice of law, i was a professional cook, and I have a culinary degree. Do not, do NOT thaw things in hot water. Ever. Bad times. Do not leave meat sitting out on your counter all day. both are very good ways to ruin your meat and/or get sick. There are two ways to effectively thaw…

cooking is so easy!

I made a new years resolution this year to make 52 healthy recipes this year. I have already made 5 in 12 days. It has been surprisingly simple, fun, healthy and quick. It should be noted that I couldn't cook to save my life. All it takes is a cabinet of basic spices, meat and the stuff you probably own.

I made a bet/running gag with one of my co-workers as we both realized we should drink more water and less soda/coffee: we take our water to meetings and take a sip when certain things happen or certain words come up.

Were you eating american chocolate from a dumpster?

He's a businessman, not an engineer. He got screwed over by TNF, so he's proposing a solution that he thinks would allow TNF and his programs to co-exist without fucking him over so thoroughly. It may or may not be feasible now, but the difference between his idea and the current state of television is pretty…

If Chaz doesn't have the decency to tell THE TRUTH about his floor-shitting incident by midnight tonight, I will have no choice but to publish personal information about him so we can all get to the bottom of this.

award winning blogger chuck c. johnson routinely falls for the updog joke

Every time we played them, he would go out of his way to come scream at me "NATE JACKSON OWNS YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH" in a dead serious tone, his eyes narrowed. I'd laugh, and watch him run back over to his side of the field.

I'm also lactose intolerant, and I try to explain to my patients that - shockingly enough - I was just fine taking XYZ medication because it's not an actual allergy. The result? I literally have had at least a dozen patients tell me that "I must not know what an allergy is." Never mind that I - A. have far more…

That's when you get your projector and projector screen (yes you have them and yes you should be carrying them with you everywhere you go) and start explaining genetics and the history of milk drinking and that humans are one of the few species that actually drink milk in their Adulthood. They will think it's tedious,…

Homicide is the act of killing another. It can be murder. Most of us think of homicide as murder. When is homicide not murder?

Then what would you call it? Death by cop?

He did try to take Wilson's gun, but then the situation was diffused when Brown RAN. As the story was told, it remains unclear (to me) whether Wilson should have shot (i.e. how close Brown was when he was "charging" the officer). However, I believe at that point Wilson's EGO was harmed and he was looking to…

A murder was committed, whether it is regarded as a crime or not.

Ok, here's a crazy one...

I'm gonna pretend you meant sound and fury, but that signifies nothing, alas.

Penn Holderness: [reads article]

Totally worth publishing, even though he'll probably view it as some sort of badge of honor. I'm baffled at the notion that he has a job - or is Celebrinado some sort of pet project rather than an actual media outlet (I'm loath to google it)?

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?