@sfikus: as kids, my brother and I used to do that on our carpeted stairs, on our stomachs, wearing those fleece footy pajamas. we called it "slither slide". after a trip down the stairs, we'd shock each other from the static electricity that had built up.

"new music" implies there is old music, which I just refuse to allow into my nice, quiet, Heidi-Montagless world.

@eatingatoms: exactly. I'm really surprised it flew right over so many heads.

...If my employer wants me to be knowledgeable of a certain person, place or thing; I will research that particular subject...

Julia Smugberts.

@Katxyz: when I was younger, I dated a guy in his twenties who said "titties". that guy never saw mine.

my best friend and I call ours (we are both D-cups) "forces of nature". because they are.

Dear KoL:

@AthertonMerriweather:

@elizalegs: milkohol!

@cand86: have you had the caramel ones?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: that was my first thought too. I think it's the mouth.

@Murray Hewitt: god, I hope so...

@The Conductor: wait, I've heard of him...

she's in the Misfits, right?

looks like a wet Justin Guarini. not something I ever wanted to imagine.