@beezee19: under Account at the top right, go to Application Settings. you can remove from there.

@AgainWithFeeling: I think only if you do it in your bio, instead of listing them under Interests.

@jemandtheholograms: make your profile private/non-searchable. next time Google's crawlers do their thing, it should disappear. I *think*.

the fact that she spelled it "Gurls", and that it's done on purpose, is enough for me. raaaaar.

@Scoldy Lox: the waaah-waaaaah? I think it's a trombone with a plunger for muffling/muting.

We'll ship you up to 5 pairs of our frames (without prescription lenses) to try-on at home for free with no obligation to buy.

I'm reminded of Seinfeld: "...she had man hands."

@TheFormerJuneBronson: hell yes.

brilliant.

@pettiblay: the problem is that there's pretty much no way to prove that they didn't hire you specifically because of things like this. they're under no obligation to tell you why, and even if they did, they could always say something generic like "someone else was a better fit".

I laughed at Twitter being an example of a "news source".

that article is a ridiculous product-placement thing. nothing more.

who doesn't love getting mail that isn't bills? send your thank-you notes!

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you: decent quality and non-ugly-muumuu-shit (I'm looking at YOU, Lane Bryant).

speaking as someone who's worked in customer service for fifteen years: PLEASE do not use our names in conversation. you do not know us, we are not your friends, you are not allowed to create a false sense of intimacy with us, and it comes across somewhat condescending. just please be polite instead.

@SalutLaMiss...: hehehe. douchefart.

@dirtybee: it's all about the mew-lah, baby.

oh Christina no.

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: considering I have an ex with...er...that letter as his name, I can say that this is exactly right.

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: bwah!