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even better, start those contacts with Z COMPANY NAME, so they all get herded to the bottom of your list, and you have to actually look for them.

@PuppydogMillionaire: they do. I think I remember that from an earlier Dirt Bag or Rag Trade.

@funzette: so the fragrance is really called "Tubthumping"?

@GotSomethingToSay: I don't like him either. I don't find him cute or charming or funny or talented. I DO, however, find him to be Katy Perry's perfect match, because...well, see above and change the pronoun.

I like how the suit in number one is the Magic Eye print and the expression on the model in number one is the way one looks after staring at a Magic Eye print.

this is a nice giant step back toward the wonderful Jezebel we love and away from that shoe-monstrocity post.

I mean, ew, but that's also a crappy-looking heart.

@jumpingpiglet: I think they did something to her teeth too...I can't quite put my finger on it...

@laikapants: hello, fellow Atlantan! I'm mostly with you (just female instead), but the past couple of summer were hot enough that I surrendered and bought (long) shorts. that brought on a whole new bitchfest: shorts that are either tool short (hoochie) or fucking CAPRI PANTS (soccer mom; those things are flattering

@AnnieSaBu: could you BE wearing any more clothes?

@BeSarcastic: ooh, good! I'm thirty-three and not having kids... does anyone want my uterus? it's barely used!

@waverly: I agree. I don't know how the hell red velvet cake made it past the first round. yargh.

"Blood of babies on your hands"

@Gnatalby: I know; I saw that on the feed article and I laughed.

wow. how horrible. :`(