So Kanye convinced him to like fishsticks?

Labia may not have cracked the Top Ten list for baby names....

I see we're stealing headlines from 30 Rock jokes now?

I loved tonight's episode.

Thanks, boobs!!! ( I mean, "ladies")

Ironically, at the same time, the gay community was also protesting JC Penney for that hideous paisley top.

"You're sure you're ok with me doing this, right? You're positive? Really? Cause I feel like you're making a mistake. Seriously? Alright, here we go. Last chance...."

I don't get it.

When I was a junior in college, I recall having a random conversation with my mother about nothing in particular (most likely while I was high. I think I had just watched the episode of The Simpsons where Homer buys Mojo, The Helper Monkey.)

"glass ceiling rebuilder Sarah Palin"

I know this is a somewhat obvious and anti-intellectual response, but this article just made me sad. Not like, 'oh man, what a bummer that rape exists.' More that it's astounding to me that even in America, actions like this can elicit such inexcusable responses both from peers and authority figures.

"I don't see a problem here."

And ovaries everywhere explode in anticipation.

"And not only that, their pitch was off and the chorus was late."

My Facebook newsfeed is filled with wonderful comments about this historic moment in fight for marriage equality. In between these celebratory posts is an update from Bovada (an online gambling website) letting me know they are now taking bets on whether or not Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will get engaged in 2012.

Damn. Owned by Fox News. That's like...shit, I don't even have a comparison worthy of such a smackdown.

" So why, IN A FUCKING VIDEO GAME, wouldn't you choose to error on the side of not making people hurt?"

I suppose that's an easier dismissal than admitting you said something profoundly dumb. It's ok. We all do it once in a while.

I promise you, I had (and still have) absolutely not fucking clue what you were getting at with your statement.

"Most video games contain the goal of harming others..."