I don’t care about the Simpsons or Apu one way or the other. I just think it is dumb to get worked up over a stupid cartoon. The Indian guy who owns the store in my neighborhood is rich as hell and has a great life. I guarantee you he doesn’t give a shit. He is too busy being awesome.

In excerpt that sounds really creepy but listening to in full, it doesn’t come off quite as bad. It seemed more like one of those questions trying to get the person to express the one thing they want more than anything else & be aware of it. Obviously, she was. They both laughed and I think it was more an exchange…

“You bathe in this world of the stark and the real” Who talks like that?!

and for that one fleeting moment, rachel bilson felt relevant again...

Miranda Kerr is so naive. Honey, you could put on a badass pantsuit, put your hair in a tight French twist, recite the Feminine Mystique, and boss your husband around when he comes home from work, and he’d still fuck you because you’re an attractive super model.

That should be “Me And Early And The Dying Copy Editor.”

Fuck Thomas Edison.

“How dare businesses make money! Don’t they know I’m a legally recognized charity?!”

Because she’s not a stable Mabel.

But then why did she want the DNA test if she knew for a fact it would end her case?

Kinja was worse for the AV Club than I was for Itchy and Scratchy

I had them destroyed! It brought shame to our house!

I like the thought of continuing to explore that world in theory, but for me and most of mine, a lot of what made that episode so achingly brilliant was because it gave two queer women not just a happy ending, but a story, period.

They are going to buy a shitty Airstream and write code for a rival web search engine.

Defenders is hardly a “miss” and despite some critical panning, Iron Fist brought in really good numbers for Netflix.Iron Fist S2 season will have a new showrunner and Finn Jones will have four months of prep/training time, as opposed to coming straight from Game of Thrones.

It is worth invading Earth to see the end of an episode, according to Lrrr from the Planet Omicron Persei 8.

That was a recreation of a scene from AotC, those battle droids were (presumably) going to murderoid him.

From what I heard, Rian Johnson requested that Abrams have R2 go along with Chewie and Rey to find Luke. Abrams had planned on putting BB-8 in the MF.

Of course they dismiss all of 3P0's participation.

This is great. Way to shut all those people up who started spewing that Disney was replacing r2 with bb and his new evil twin.