Because she’s not a stable Mabel.

But then why did she want the DNA test if she knew for a fact it would end her case?

Kinja was worse for the AV Club than I was for Itchy and Scratchy

I had them destroyed! It brought shame to our house!

It is worth invading Earth to see the end of an episode, according to Lrrr from the Planet Omicron Persei 8.

I thought Portia del Rossi and Lucy Liu were THE two most beautiful women I’d ever seen in my life. I’m pretty jealous of Ellen that she’s married to Portia.

But who’s gonna finish Chepe’s relaxation treatment?!

Kanye West might be a The Pop Group fan.

Saw someone like that on the bus yesterday. Why would I pay for a magazine or a product that promises to make me look like someone I saw on public transportation?

The AV Club

PALOMA ELSESSER I LOVE HER

she hired the girls from her paper magazine shoot!

“boy knife means penis.”

Needed more Bos.*

I got the Kids In The Hall reference (and laughed for the next three minutes), but somehow missed the They Might Be Giants reference. Care to elaborate?

Netflix keeps dumping out entire seasons of shows I don’t care about, but I’d watch hours of this a day if I could.

Making Haley the lynchpin of this season’s arc is rather brilliant, even if it veers too close to “This time it’s personal.” She has already won me over (very impressive after only a handful of scenes), and it raises the stakes beyond just chasing the next big idea. I’m really curious how it’ll play out, since I can’t…

I......have not been so patient. I do understand that this is a decision that came from above and so my anger is at the situation and not any of you kind folks at the AVC.

The look on Pace’s face when Gordon ended the metaphor with “both the trains are carrying dynamite” was fucking priceless.