I’m just glad that we were spared all of Palpatine’s sex talk.

“Yes. Yes. Good. Feel the power of the Dark Side! Now it is complete. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

If Rey’s Dad was a clone of Palpatine, doesn’t that make her his Daughter? Genetically, she’d be 50% Palpatine / 50% mom. Also, where would she have gotten her force from, if her dad didn’t have it? This is dumb. 

“...have been pouring over leaked copies...”

Nope.  The Skywalker twins came from somewhere else.  Force conception or maybe a time travelling Lando.  

If by going at it, you mean awkward touching while describing sand, then sure.

Considering all the sexy people running around the galaxy,  Star Wars itself is pretty sexless.  About the only character I believe ever had sex in the movies is Lando

At least Cats got patched digitally....

But, seriously, I love expanded universes but you can’t rely on them the way Star Wars does. Things that aren’t in the movie don’t count as ‘solving’ plot holes in the movie. The standalone work is what gets judged and if it is a mess then it’s a mess no matter how much…

at least it never shoved the inciting incident of the story into an event on fucking Fortnite.

“Meesa need to talk to HR!”

Question: did Jar-Jar fuck?

People will give the MCU shit for having plot points spread out over multiple movies, but at least it never shoved the inciting incident of the story into an event on fucking Fortnite.

Now, if Rey had turned out to be Michael Keaton’s granddaughter - that’s a movie!

So Rise of Skywalker is just Dark Empire basic plot points inexplicably removed.

I apologize for calling you a troll and an idiot, if you’re being sincere. I’ve seen too many “WHY DOES BERNIE AND AOC WANT TO TURN MURICA INTO VENEZUELA?” posts on GMG media and I assumed yours was in line with that.

I love how the Lucasfilm guys don’t even care at all anymore about hiding how they have no idea what they’re doing, and no plan they’re following. They’re just flailing around like Phil Collins playing with Led Zeppelin, desperately trying to respond to the last thing the fans said they wanted and getting it horribly…

That just makes it all even weirder. You really had to go with the “secret Sith princess” bullshit, Disney? 

Yes, and leftists who think that the grim situation there is caused more by American interventionism than it is by the following are wrong: drastic drop in the price of oil, + incompetent state ownership of the oil industry, + the Venezuelan govt’s willingness since the decline in its popularity, as a result of the…

Oh wow, so Venezuela also has a president that doesn’t know how things work either and is so far in over his head. People really aren’t all that different after all.

There is no investment “some leftists” have, you disingenuous, ignorant troll. Venezuela is not socialist; Venezuela is a fascist, authoritarian regime who nationalized key industries for greed and power. It is much closer to the monarchical oil kleptocracies of the Middle East for the same reasons.

Hasn’t he learned? More children never fix a bad relationship.