They quote Bay Boys’ iconic shot of a plane

“immersed herself into the Chinese culture for six years before she even began to write the aforementioned novel.”

We watched it while we were really high. It was an amazing experience. It didn’t make me think it was a good movie, I just really enjoyed being baffled by the constant explosions and extremel long chase scenes.

It was remarkably bad. I started it on a whim with no idea of it’s pedigree or who directed it as background noise while I was doing something else and within five minutes I thought, “This looks like something Michael Bay would do if he were on an absolute fuck-ton of meth.” I also became legitimately curious if that…

“What’s the point of making a Bad Boys movie...”

So the best idea ever? The amount of care, attention and research that Ignatiy puts into his reviews of mediocre movies should be an inspiration to makers and consumers of mediocre products across the world (aka every person alive).

Just don’t go in on the shallow end of the island at low tide.  I think I read that somewhere.

Careful you don't bump your shins on the bar you're setting...

He didn’t get “big Pharma” money. He got donations from people who work for pharmaceutical companies. But this is just another example of how lefty purity comes from a place of privilege that harms POC. POC who are stupid enough to try and play by their rules are doomed to fail.

I’d love it if through some sort of screw up they got Lee Majors, rather than Steve Austin.

I loved how she tried to hard sell that her greatest flaw was not being able to pull off the Mod look

At this point I’m leaning more towards the “Jason is G-d” theory, especially given all of his “correct, but dumb” statements combined with “Jianyu” apparently meaning “to create the universe” in Chinese (possibly only Taiwanese)...

“Why not? The system’s broken. You guys PROVED it.” - Judge Gen

It only takes a few months for them to reform

Harper Lee Majors?

Jackson Harper Lee.

Between Eleanor’s little voice and the fact that two architects did design this, is it possible that All This Has Happened Before?

William Jackson Harper?

So my current working theory (it sounds better if you say “theory” rather than “state of denial”) is that the series will end with the surprise reveal that we’re going to get infinite reboots of The Good Place to watch so we can all enjoy becoming our best selves.

An episode of the original Trek saw a bunch of space hippies hijack the ship to take them to a paradise planet where they can live as one with nature. The crew regain control of the ship after the hippies leave and follow them to the planet only to find one dead and the rest suffering burns. Every plant on the planet…