These cats are running shit. They know it, and the dogs know it.

OMG I love all the dogs little distressed noises. GAH! I am a huge dog person, so this is freaking hysterical. I am right there with you little dogs, cats are scary!

My house, daily.

I feel like you can never go wrong with a basket from Harry and David. Everyone loves gourmet foods, and they can share them with any family or friends that drop by during the season.

I'm sorry kids, but your mom is an attention whore.

This person sounds a bit like someone who has forgotten who is the child and who's the parent. One of these friend-moms. How can any parent's ego be that tied up in the offhand comments of someone they raised?

I find it hilarious that poor widdle Carrie thinks people who criticized her need Jesus. I guess making legitimate comments on a public figure's public performance is Satanic???

The most adorable air raid siren.

My advice for learning how to give excellent speeches: watch TED talks.

I give a lot of presentations, and I can tell you this is excellent advice. One of the hidden benefits is that it forces you to speak to different areas of the audience, instead of the beginner's mistake of talking to a single segment/person or - even worse - being focused on their own feet or notes (I refer to this…

You should probably watch the film before making a comment like that. I had other things planned to say, but they mostly come out angry and insulting. Just watch it.

Good. Please let us be one step closer to getting these beautiful creatures out of their tiny, tiny pools. It breaks my cold, dead heart.

Me, too. I love Jez, but there are SO MANY commenters lately that love to read into things in the worst way possible and then have a b-fest about it.

Yeah remember all those jokes about Jackie Robinson, back in the day, when he was the only black player in the majors? Those were hysterical! Too bad he couldn't laugh at himself when fans and players made all those funny jokes. As he was breaking into a sport dominated by white men.

What if it wasn't intended sarcastically? I didn't read it that way at all — I took it to be sincere.

I have to respectfully disagree. Danica Patrick actually won a race.

In the US. The DMSV is American. There are other diagnostic standards in the world.

Clearly Jay Mohr was just grasping at low-hanging fruit and even with them he just made the obvious jokes.

You're reading a lot into this - she didn't say anything about disabled people at all. "Does her contempt... extend to people with cerebral palsy?" Probably not, since that would be crazy.