So this is what it feels like to be old...

We have had this since a long time ago. then it was called “Level Select”. You typically unlock it by beating the game (or appropriate section[s]) at least once, or emulate it by saving to new slots periodically (When I played e.g. DOOM I would use a new save for each level, so I could later jump back to any level I…

Actually played this with my sons last month. The 6 year old said about half way through, “I don’t get why your killing these things. It seems like they just want to be left alone.” I was not prepared for him to grasp the fundamental sadness of the game.

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

I don’t know. How do Australians deal with it?

You thought the eagles were bad?

Pretty much why I’m not hyped for it and wish people would calm down a bit on it. It’s going to be great for the first few hours but it’s quickly going to turn repetitive. I don’t care how big space is, how many planets you can visit, it’s all the same and without any clear objective, that exploration is going to…

No Man’s Sky is going to be that game I buy at launch, play for 15 hours and then never touch again.

We could start a kickstarter for an investigation to find out.

Are we SURE anything on Kickstarter has ever actually been finished? Ever?

It could be worse...

But he didn’t Fulton extract him through the hole in the ceiling. I’m sad.

Stop it, Kotaku. You’re making me sad.

Why do you have all those gifs readily handy?

You’d be surprised at how much space an audio track can take up. The other things are just your personal preference, save for “one new spell”, which I’m not entirely sure has any merit to begin with since it’s a new final fantasy entry and isn’t related to previous ones, so it’s all different in the new way the combat…

Why can’t I fish ON a Chocobo though!!?

I’ll just leave this here:

I plan to return his sword to him as hard as I can.

Yeah, I pretty much use mine until it runs out of battery and then I switch to the other while the first one charges.

I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be an infinity symbol. It stands for the amount of bullshit they’re going to pack into the releases between 2 and 3.