OMG, are you a book reader!? Omgomgomgomg you can read and you want to make sure everyone knows!!!! Omggggggg. Get a grip of your life, man.

I don't understand some of you guys.

It's okay. You guys lost this round. Be humble.

How much did Sony pay you for this article?

KOJIMA!!!! (Arms getting tired from shaking fists daily)

Congratulations, Luke, on posting the only "Game of Thrones Season 4 Starts in April" article on the entire internet featuring a picture of Davos.

Is it just me, or are these kids not aging?

Whenever I hear an obvious and annoying 10 year old on Xbox Live playing Call of Duty, my vision blurs, I taste blood in my mouth, and I secretly long for the sterilization of humanity.

You're a patient man, Luke.

And you are another user that bitches and moans about everything that gets posted on Kotaku as if you where forced to visit the site every day or for some reason had to pay to get an account.

Kept you waiting, huh?

My door is locked and I've got a tank waiting. Good luck.

Yeah, it's not like two brand new consoles launched this year with full launch lineups, and we saw amazing triple A games like The Last of Us, Bioshock Infinite, and Super Mario 3D World come out.

More like niche gamers with deep wallets and loud voices.

Hey, look you guys, I'm Bayonetta.

You could've posted the entire soundtrack for Metal Gear Solid 4 in here.

Game: Mass Effect

Game name: Max Payne 3