Kidney stone! Now there's some real pain. I'm sure that compound fracture wasn't fun either. I've broken ten bones. None of them are ever fun and, to your point, we all experience pain differently. A knee blow pretty much anywhere on the body is going to hurt like hell.

A fractured vertebrae isn't really the same thing as "back pain" and, in fact, a fractured vertebrae doesn't really hurt that much at all.

I think you take this game of soccer way too fucking seriously.

Lame

I agree. What's the fucking point of those gifs any way? What jackass at Gawker things those are a good idea? Like you said, just watch the video.

No wings. Not planes yet. Just big metal tubes.

You have an incorrect understanding of the bailout. The bailout was to protect the unions and therefore the workers. Did you know that a good chunk of those "investors" you speak of are the UAW, which owns roughly 17% of GM?

"I love cars. I love to do things for children." Two diametrically opposed statements have never been so harmoniously coupled. Mr. Fux is a modern day renaissance man.

No, not same thing. Not same thing at all.

Of course it's financially motivated. Look for American Apparel to be manufactured in China or India now. Profits will soar.

It's at about this point that I would have shat myself, subjunctively speaking.

I played on an adult kickball league (one of those GoVavi deals). Lots of sexual tension for sure, but more importantly I pulled a hamstring that was atrociously painful trying to kick the ball to the moon because, and listen carefully, we don't fucking lose.

Better yet, can someone contextualize wrestling for a guy like me who has no clue about wrestling?

there, fixed it for you.

Wrong and wrong. This idea that pot makes you mellow and chill is entirely false. It can make a person agitated and edgy as fuck.

You can see how mushy the sides of the half pipe are when they land. Shitty half pipe.

No, she's ugly with horrible skin and needs a lot of post edit to be Vogue worthy.