I can’t wait for Obama’s first interview after leaving office. The ratings will be yuge. The orange anus will be so mad. And I’m going to bathe in this delight.

I think this is how to pay my taxes from here on out.

...China...

I’d love to be a fly on his wall right now...

Austin and Travis County are fighting the good fight!

Liberal Texas scum here...we also have room.

The Miss. Senator Chris McDaniel is going all in on his page. Dude is having his menses.

Eww don’t be that guy. Remember when they called Wendy Davis ‘abortion barbie’? Just gross no matter what woman you’re directing that shit at.

Me and my sign in Austin.

Last night I watched an episode of Chelsea where she interviewed Sally Field. They discussed the election and engaging with Trump voters. It dawned on me that liberals are driving this conversation of bridging the divide. Conservatives DGAF. They won and that is all that matters. Why do we insist on playing nice?

Dear GOP,

“The privacy and safety of Texans is our first priority, not political correctness.”

Native Texan here. This goddamn state made me into the filthy, tree-hugging liberal that I am proud to be. I’m staying here to fight the good fight and see these motherfuckers out the door. YeeFuckinHaw.

Where will this pussy, Paul Ryan, go to get his checked?

Which bathroom does this pussy, Robert G. Marshall, use?

Fuck yes! I’ll be participating in the Austin march.

(well, that and the effects that it had, such as stealing from me, threatening suicide, threatening me, endless other shit that just fucked me up so much for a while)

Hoo boy, a bit of my rant. I tell my husband that my parents don’t like me. Conversely, I have them in my life out of obligation not because I care for them. If we were strangers, I wouldn’t give them the time of day. He doesn’t see it. Back story: my mom was a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde monster of a human. She was a teen…