We think they walk slow but it's just that they're buttering up the ground every time we look away

After finding out how much of a dickweed the guy heading that motorbike brigade talks like, I would've found it hilarious for Abraham to just blow them all up right then and there.

Tough luck, Rick!

Well, I for one am hoping it doesn't go along like that

They should've just left Sam in the house and it could've been another Home Alone remake but with an unhappy ending (well for him anyway).

Eh, her need to let off some steam from being pissed off at the world was understandable enough and not any less interesting than shooting her own brains out IMO.

I don't know about dignified suicide

I would've preemptively stayed two peoples away from the person carrying the baby that's bound to start crying at any given time, but would've immediately regretted it once the little shit I ended up next to started babbling for his Mom who is right next to him.

Writing was just as bad as the whole season so far for me, so I liked it more than previous episodes because it did more on a pure entertainment level and finally explicitly signals the departure from Alexandria. I think people are being too caught up in their expectations in mid-season finales, albeit it does pale in…

To be fair, he did say "I will" immediately after she asked, but Deanna prodded him because she's a pretty keen character. Not much point trying to lie to someone at that point.

Yeah, Denise had a pretty good chance to struggle when he let her go shortly to open the door too. I reckon it'd be nicer to take a gunshot wound indoors than being eaten alive by walkers outside, but she's a pretty passive character, I guess.

Bear all the way! Simone was the least tolerable character of the season for me

Picking up the phone was pretty much an inevitability. Even if it was another KC person in the lobby checking who was left standing, I think it would have only benefited Milligan to know that via telephone before they came storming into the room or something. It was pretty vague whether or not Milligan "being…

I can't say a spot-on portrayal necessarily makes her interesting at all. And I slightly disagree with the "hand-up" tidbit, in that, yes, it actually did happen with Milligan (he showed some superficial interest in her and she was quick to go to bed with him DESPITE not realizing he's a bit wonky in the head until…

I'm pretty sure shitcop did what he (intended/thought what he was supposed) to do, i.e. walk Simone out for her own safety (her leaving the elevator that presumably led to the lobby that presumably led outside seemed like the clear safety point the show was portraying imo) and then return to back-up Lou. If anything,…

Really? As opposed to the Gerhardt's gathering intel on the enemy for themselves? Floyd and Mike being in cahoots would make more than half the drama up to this point null and void.

Wow, a season three announcement already! The way this show is so seemingly effortlessly excellent sure is a stark contrast to True Detective chatter and news about Pizzolatto holing himself in a dark room to reach a liminal writing state and whatnot.

What a shit cop!

That goop of blood that dripped right off his hand to the floor during his hand motion to pick up the phone was a nice touch, whether intentional or not.

Completely agree with the assessment in the review on Simone's death; while the execution and thematics of it all were great and entertaining enough, I don't think her character deserves that much screen time for her downfall (and I'm now effectively expecting each Gernhardt hereafter to get just as much coverage upon…