Why would you call the founding fathers pieces of shit? As Theadore Parker said, “The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice.”

I like to cut the lights too, if I can.

Well if there’s one thing I pull out before chopping an onion, it’s a microscope.

Totally starred for the oil comment. People need to learn what API means. Oil is so much better now than it used to be it isn’t funny, and there really isn’t any such thing as a non synthetic blend anymore.

Thinking back to my Autoparts slinging days...

Oil - even the cheapest oil that is API certified today is better than the stuff from 10-15 years ago. Actually this applies to most fluids.. Brake, PS, Washer, etc...

Bulbs - you don’t need those super expensive Long Life or hyper white tail light bulbs.

Agreed, it’s simply overkill for my setup right now and I still bought one. My wife is going to kill me.

Agreed, it’s simply overkill for my setup right now and I still bought one. My wife is going to kill me.

In addition to being comically wrong, I’m also concerned about how short you think “800 feet” is.

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

Kristen: “Poor Man’s Lamborghini”, the Lamborghini belonging to the unfortunate individual.

Hopefully your life is nothing like Oedipus the King.

dumbest thing I have ever heard

.

Obamacare caused literally tens of millions of people to lose their insurance; they then had to get insurance again (at a higher rate, with less coverage and higher deductibles, no less) and that’s exactly what anyone on Obamacare will have to do. They’ll get insurance somewhere else!!

Come on, Daaaaaaaaad ;-)

NO NUTHIN IN MA CAR!!!! AND GIT ORF MA LAWN!!!!

How about my rule “No eating in the car!”