But what do you do to celebrate cutting off somebody’s man bun?

Pero Antic AND Luigi Datome? This article doubles as a “let’s remember some guys” post.

Ohhhh Brooklyn

The lesson as always? Tank. And don’t half-ass your tanking, like the Knicks.

Obviously that weird neckbeard that Olynyk grew gave him some kind of mystical powers.

Remember Kyrie Irving from the Eastern Conference Semifinals? This is him now:

Or they can be thrilled they reached the ECF as a #1 seed with Isaiah Thomas, Avery Bradley, Jae Crowder, Al Horford, Marcus Smart, Kelly Olynyk, Amir Johnson, Terry Rozier and Jaylen Brown. While also having alot of cap space, a stock pile of assets, stashed players, possibly the #1 pick in this years draft and…

Scott Brooks might be a fine NBA coach,

Kelly Olynyk looks like the kid from Dazed and Confused took HGH.

Yeah this is a really good point, and I think I would extend it to the Tim Couch scenario too. Like... the fucking guy was the “right” pick, and then he had to be the quarterback of the Browns behind an offensive line akin to five stuffed animals, and it’s remembered as some awful “experiment.” The only awful…

It could mean they did a shit job coaching and developing their talent.

The Bears get the honor of really fucking it up this year. You guys are in the clear for once.

Just being in the league by the end of his rookie deal would probably qualify him as the best Browns 1st rounder since Joe Thomas.

Yeah I was struck by that when I looked at the entire list. After that top six, there’s like another ten-plus legit NBA players. Really, really good draft in retrospect. It doesn’t have a LeBron or a KD (unless you count Kawhi), but it was deep as hell.

Did you give credit to Bill Simmons for stealing his idea? Only Bill gets to redraft players after the fact or to ask: What if?

As bad as IT’s height makes him defensively, he plays better bad defense than most folks give him credit for. You can’t push him off the spot because of his low center of gravity and strength, and his hands are quick enough to exploit lazy passes and dribbles. Stevens has done a good job of hiding him so far and I…

First Hassan Whiteside, now IT. Seth Curry is only about two years from being the next guy everyone else passed on, the Kings made good, the Kings gave up on, and someone else made great, too.

Its his ability to shoot for me. He is equally deadly from anywhere on the floor. Those mid range pull up floaters are not easy shots and it felt like he made 50 of them tonight in traffic. The and-one’s off those are killer too

He’s smaller than Iverson!

Whoa, talking about burying the lede! That was an insanely loaded draft if Isaiah is going as low as 5.