i love the fact that i have no idea who this kid’s father is...bodes well for his future.

I suspect the plan is to make Nike/UA/etc. buy the brand as a condition of signing his son(s).

Even if it wasn’t ugly, what’s the likelihood of a new brand competing with Nike/UA/etc.? Lavar’s really doing a disservice to his son’s earning power, because the sensible thing would’ve been to grab an established brand’s sponsorship.

That ugly as shit jumpshots sure not gonna get it done

How good is Lonzo? Because I assume everyone in the NBA is going to try and dunk on him because of his shitheel dad.

The look on Lonzo’s face in the first picture is not unlike that of children whose parents are members of the Westboro Baptist Church at a protest. They’re here, and they didn’t really ask for this.

***they didn’t beat the Warriors with ease, idk what i was even trying to say there

Well, if nothing else, your mention of “parlay” gave Al Michaels his first erection in weeks.

The Cavs do seem a little worse and the East, in the aggregate, seems a little better. The Wizards and Celtics match up alright against them (sorry Toronto) and, honestly, I’d love to see a non-LeBron team make it out of the East.

Unfortunate. One rarely-mentioned benefit of being a twin is that you have someone else capable of producing identical sperm to yours in case your male baby-making parts are, you know, kicked up into your fucking throat.

Oh yeah, you blend.

He should really get rid of that iPhone and go buy health insurance.

Well if that’s him, he isn’t exactly trying to blend in.

He’s every sportswriter’s wet dream, that’s for sure. Student of the game. A pro’s pro.

Oozes charachter?!? Oh, you mean like grit, not personality. Gotcha

booo... +1

“I feel that it’s something that I doubt you say, ‘That didn’t work,’ and you just move on quickly.”

“Yeah, fuck it, we’re gonna play Simmons at the point. It’s the Process or whatever. If that doesn’t work, we’re gonna trade a bunch of stockpiled picks for Dwight Howard and try him out there. None of you fucking people care. It doesn’t matter. Basketball is an illusion you simple bastards.”

Why not? Can’t go worse than the Ben Carson rebound experiment.

Hello, Festus? I’ve got some good news and some bad news about your old pal Andrew.