So, with caveat that very few of the people in this whole mess deserve to be defended on their own personal merits...

+9 volts.

Demoted to AAA for utter predictability.

An important question left unaddressed. What are they hiding?

Boning someone at work is never the problem. Stopping boning is always where the trouble begins.

But go ahead and dip your penis in company vagina

and the only set of keys to the venues

We should indeed have some form of automatic registration, but you don’t ‘have’ to register for any specific party- you can register independent. The thing is that the primaries (where they choose the party candidate) are often ‘closed’ which means that only people registered with that party can vote in them. Not…

Lets see your bitch ass do it then

Yeah you’re totally right.. When Vince Carter dunked over that 7-foot French dude in 2000 it totally ruined it because France was a second-tier international team that year...

Man shut the fuck up

Dismiss these douches, please!

Are you willing to die for a douche who was gifted his status in life by his daddy and dodged a draft over bone spurs?

To the diehard Bernie people crying in these comments and, according to my TV screen, literally crying at the convention:

Now she just has to defeat the worst misogynist I’ve seen in my lifetime. No pressure. And somehow do it without playing “the woman card,” whatever that is.

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

Now that the Croats and Russians are out of the Euros, aren't the stadiums relatively safe now?

It will all make sense when Rose and Noah are both injured for a majority of the season.

Yeah it makes perfect sense. The Knicks overpaying washed up, injury prone veteran discards from other losing teams.

I’ll continue solving this problem by being too poor and uninfluential to bother hacking.