Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

But they didn’t cover up a murder this time, so progress?

RIGHT?!

I hope there’s a write up coming on the silence the report Baylor released still exudes. It names no one and speaks in broad, undetailed strokes. It’s Baylor continuing to cover up a problem as much as they can.

They debated killing him and then blaming it on drug dealers, but decided that was too old school.

Conspicuously, 0 of the top 5 players are on the Raptors.

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

Meg Ryan.

And for all these years, I was sure it was Kiki Vandeweghe...

That song was a lot funnier when I thought it was Brad Lohaus.

Takes a real man to “admit” that the unnamed figure in a controversial rap song is a now-dead guy......

If you don't know, now you know, I guess.

What the fuck is this bullshit, new guy? Is there no editor vetting stories on weekends making sure some post praising Russell Fucking Wilson of all people doesn’t go up? What’s next, a post praising Cardinals fans for politely cheering when an injured opposing player is able to leave the field under his own power?

Women, they’re basically as rare as a wolverine in America. One every 150 years, give or take.

I mean, it's sort of the defining feature of mammals...

How can they be expected to accommodate breast feeding women when women are new and they’ve never heard of women before; were not birthed by women; are not married to women who have had babies; and just plain old don’t know what a women is and what she requires. Frontier is innocent, obvsly.

This is weird to me. I get not liking someone because of their personality, but it always strikes me as odd when people say they dislike someone because they didn’t reach their potential. I mean, it’s his potential. It’s not like he robbed you of something - it wasn’t yours to have in the first place.

The thing is that all these hardships were self inflicted. He had a good thing going in Orlando and he screwed it up. They ran an offense that was perfect for him, they had a coach that maximized his talents. Now leaving isn’t a sin, that’s not his mistake. It was his insistence that he become the focal point of the…

That’s your comment? There is a man furiously rubbing a large piece of pine against his manhood who also happens to be a gigantic douchebage, and that is your comment? Not the creative type are we?

seriously how does Cuttino Mobely look better than Stevie Franchise? Its like a battle to find out who can turn into a hobo first.