That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

I wonder if there are sufficient usernames that are regular words so that you could compose a short story in Twitter using only tags.

Wills and Kate have said they are “moving back” to London – where their Kensington Palace apartment was renovated with $5.6 million taxpayers’ cash – so George can start school.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Can we all agree that the entire Upper East Side could be eliminated without much loss to the rest of New York? I mean, keep Museum Mile, sure, but the rest? Ehhhhh....

finally someone will defend my right to wear underwear that is just one very long pasta noodle wrapped about my mids (midsection)

I just spent an hour pulling weeds, something you city-dwelling millennials will never understand since King Mike banned vegetation in 2004.

Rattlers can kill 0ne another with a bite, so it pays not to escalate. Most dangerous animals ritualize conflict over mates or territory for the same reason - it’s far too easy for the combatants to seriously injure or kill one another, and while it might pay off for you if you’re on the delivery end of things,…

“ The objective is for one snake to throw the other’s head downward and eventually to press the loser to the ground for a short time...Snakes never bite each other during these bouts, and it is rare that one is injured (other than pride).”

Fish equips Armor of Phylum Cnidaria. Gains +40 Defense