Astrotourists... but I guess you're allowed a little license in making up words.

I am sure they are "so devastated with this accident," "deeply sorry" and "so distraught."

Not sure these are even comparable in scope. But I guess laughter is the best medicine

Buster: And the hand chair! I had one in my room! I wonder where that went.

Couture isn't gonna need 6 arms to make Toney go 'lights out'. More like the other way around.

egotist n. A conceited, boastful person.

@phijef: oh, you mean like an alliance, but for open handsets?

@RickDart: Motorola Droid2 and Xtreme(WoOoOoOO1!1!) should offer some compelling unskinned choices in the coming months. srsly though.