No one has ever worn a white seersucker suit while sober.

it’s honestly hard to tell if this is satire

well that’s because you’re deranged

“Dave Thomas called homos “fairies” for years, and I’m the one getting in trouble here?! Where I grew up, if you had a queer kid on your block you would just tie them to the back of a pick up truck and have us a good ole fashioned fa-”

Can’t really judge demand just by those that are vocal on the internet. The minority is usually the loudest. And who knows if most of them are actually going to follow through buy buying the game when it’s out.

If that couple were black, they would be dead.

there are games about traffic control or the weather or exercise/fitness and other daily activities — why not school shootings?

How the wrapped tick came to be trapped in amber remains a mystery.

I don’t play the fortnites.

I have 3 of them in my bedroom so the Google Employees that are listening in can hear how bad I am at the sex.

I wouldnt wish the hell of trying to use a bixby powered speaker on my worst enemy

And of course, Rosalina is a flat-earther despite living on a space station in orbit around the spherical planet she looks down upon daily.  

Wario is also a capitalist because he is involved in several get rich quick schemes.
Maybe that’s why he is such a good character, he shows it’s not all black and white, you can smell of garlic and still save the world by accident while persueing wealth in order to buy steaks for yourself.

Which tyrannical future warlord would be the easiest to work for?

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

I ran it 14,000,605 times. I lived in one.

yeah you’re fucked, my dad was a casual galaga arcade fan and i played 2000 games of halo 2 online.

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

WB Exec: We really like this guy, but can you make him a little less colorful? You know, like “washed out brown justice?”