Essentially, as far as Silicon Valley goes, you don’t have to make money. As long as your stock increases in value, you can borrow endlessly until you start making a profit. This is what Amazon, Netflix and Facebook did. Google is one of the very, very few companies that were profitable from the get-go.

“Florida Man visiting St. Marys, Georgia” 

😂😂😂 I’ve never seen a comment that more illustrates that someone had no idea what they’re talking about

Only took 4 minutes for That Guy to post. Gotta be some kind of record.

Why for disliking a racist? Has that somehow offended you? Are you 16 years old and like to drop the n word on gta?

Very weird takeaway from this, but accurate

Yet more confirmation that cursive is a dying art form.

This is satire, right?

Damn, I would have killed to have so many girls interested in mainstream gaming when I was in high school. All these boys are lacking vision: a shared interest is an unbeatable icebreaker. Dumbasses.

Hatfright

A purple tit? Only dangerous when in pairs.

so it s a Chihuahua with bad teeth.

Vampire Bears are no laughing matter.

We’re all sorry you’re here, mate. Try to learn from your mistakes.

To be fair it is Kotaku/compete cross posted to Deadspin. Also, no one made you click it.

The “filed to” category slayed me

They keep giving me POINTS

You’ll pry my life-ruining mobile games from my cold dead hands

Clearly you’re not a golfer