Nerd.

I would expect that he loses on a summary judgement motion for any of the following reasons:

[insert hand clapping emoji between each word]

I hope this prick loses in court and ends up selling his house to pay for his lawyers and twitch’s.

I wanted to come in and make fun of this silly human. Then I looked at how many hours I have played Skyrim and wept for a little bit and crawled back in to the hole I came from.

200 hrs of gaming in a month. Ah, to be young again...

she is the most American person that has ever lived.

I know you got kinja’d, but I love seeing this post scattered randomly through the comments.

Honestly, this woman’s journey to the Winter Olympics pretty much represents my general approach to my career. Position myself for opportunity and don’t totally fuck up. And here I am in senior management despite not having any real skills or a particularly impressive work ethic.

A year from now you probably won’t be able to name any of the medalists in the men’s or women’s event, but there’s a small chance you might remember her name (Probably not, but I’d bet higher chance than knowing any of the legit competitors).

A gold medal is a gold medal, but having announcers explain what the Swaney Statute is every two years, in sport after sport, is priceless.

Her going down the run reminded me of my 80 year old dad walking across an icy parking lot.

Trynna get the whole pipe

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.

I pointed out a few weeks ago the absolute truth in the saying “Showing up is 80% of success in life.” So the “staying upright” part must be the other 20%

Yeah, he’s actually based on a character called “Man-Ape,” who wore a more-literal gorilla costume. But I’m guessing they decided that shit was too dog-whistle-racist to keep, when they redesigned the character.

They were also the dominant people in power. So, the repercussions are nonexistent. But, we can start at the next State of the Union and see how it goes. If the white man can shout “you lie” we can certainly bark a supremacist in chief

M’Baku and the Jabari Tribe are Alphas:

That is a good point, a habitual alcohol consumer could potentially pass the impairment test and would not be subjected to further testing.

On the other hand, most of the time the BAC test happens after you fail the impairment test. It’s a rare (never) thing where you drive perfectly, get pulled over anyway, pass a field-sobriety test, but the mean cop decides to arrest you and force you to submit to a BAC test anyhow.