I love those videos of cats scaring the shit outta bears. MY LAAWWWNN!!

I love getting into book series, watching characters grow from book to book. I liked the Sookie Stackhouse books, TORE through the Hunger Games, Hate read the Christine Feeham Dark series. Seriously, I think I sprained my eye rolling it. But I keep coming back for me. Read all the Anita Blake series, all the Mrs.…

I dogged on eBooks when I first heard about them, but DAMN if I don't love being able to carry 30 books around on my phone. I <3 you Kindle app. I was reading college level in 3rd grade and I read incredibly fast also. It's gotten to the point that I've run out of books that I want to read.. I've finished all the…

I had to log in just to star this.. I was on of the first people I knew on the net and love when boys tell me that I don't know the things I know. Asshole, PLEASE! *Sassy hand wave*

When a friend of mine told me she got engaged, I told her STRAIGHT up! "That's GREAT! But I won't be in your wedding. I will help wrangle flowers, I will stuff envelops. I will do anything but wear a dress" She was happy because she wanted her sisters as her bridesmaids and was upset that she might have to tell her…

Fountains are soo good! Older cats like I have tend to have trouble seeing the still water, especially in metal or clear plastic. The fountain keeps the water moving just enough for them to be able to see it.

I have 5 cats. My cat Cringer LOVES sweet stuff. I had to share a cupcake with him.. and he tries to lick the frosting off cinnamon buns and cookies. Has a big thing for the caramel dipping sauce for apples too.

So you too know the joy of waking up with a milk ring stuck to your butt. Or waking up with a soggy mousie toy in your outstretched hand and a Mrooow! call.

Clover Valley foods makes a decent Thin Mint, Samoa and Tagalog clone. I found them at my local Dollar General. $1.95 a box.

More more! I have been waiting forever! The Pixar short Boundin before the Incredibles was my favorite short.

Let's do it! Maybe? Please?

So I click the link and go to the subred.. and there's a post "Fuck Marry Kill" Really?

In the article it says people are pushing her to sue. That's what she's looking for - A Panty Payday.

Ya know.. I've been wondering how to tell which of my cats keeps thinking just outside of the box. Glitter. They love to chew on the tinsely things in their feather sticks. Think of how festive the cleaning of the cat box will be.

Stopping shaving my pits has made the number of incredibly painful giant cysts in my underarms go from 4-5 a year to 1 in 5 years. Number of razors bought? 0. yay!

As a larger lady with a budget.. I discussed with my 6'7" roommate that a big and large consignment shop was a good business idea. You have no idea the frustration of trying to buy that man a graphic t-shirt that wasn't hideous or looked like a belly baring crop top on him. Or was $50 for a GOD DAMN t-shirt!

My beard and I are not friends. I make the joke that I could grow a better beard than some of my male friends. I can not lose weight to save my life, literally to save my life. A skinny friend was surprised when she noticed that I don't eat like an obese person. I rarely have a period and when I do, it's completely…

Yay! I too love Tori Amos.. I've seen her live three times.

More people need to go Krogering. Kroger buys my woman owned small business product.. and I purchase my tasty food stuffs at Kroger. *sings* The CIRCLE of liiiiife!

A friend of mine is in the Coast Guard and I got the BIGGEST kick of her showing off her uniform and these... suspenders.. that hook the bottom of her shirt to her knees. THAT's how you get a clean tuck in.