Stopping shaving my pits has made the number of incredibly painful giant cysts in my underarms go from 4-5 a year to 1 in 5 years. Number of razors bought? 0. yay!

As a larger lady with a budget.. I discussed with my 6'7" roommate that a big and large consignment shop was a good business idea. You have no idea the frustration of trying to buy that man a graphic t-shirt that wasn't hideous or looked like a belly baring crop top on him. Or was $50 for a GOD DAMN t-shirt!

My beard and I are not friends. I make the joke that I could grow a better beard than some of my male friends. I can not lose weight to save my life, literally to save my life. A skinny friend was surprised when she noticed that I don't eat like an obese person. I rarely have a period and when I do, it's completely…

Yay! I too love Tori Amos.. I've seen her live three times.

I run the Google Ads campaign for my woman owned small business. I make industrial intercoms. Something for only warehouses and factories and such. Google Ads are one of the ways those ads get into apps. You can see where your ads are going and where you're getting clicks. I found the oddest games and apps would get…

More people need to go Krogering. Kroger buys my woman owned small business product.. and I purchase my tasty food stuffs at Kroger. *sings* The CIRCLE of liiiiife!

A friend of mine is in the Coast Guard and I got the BIGGEST kick of her showing off her uniform and these... suspenders.. that hook the bottom of her shirt to her knees. THAT's how you get a clean tuck in.

No.. Bob Costas was forced to wear his glasses in a weird plug for that.. Peabody and Sherman movie. Hello? He says "I look like Peabody right now" and right after that, a commercial for the movie.

She does remind me of me. I love that the family comes together to support Tina's weirdness. I can pick on my siblings, but YOU CAN'T! Maybe we're reading too much into it. Maybe all teen girls want to touch butts.

I love this show! Tina is so.. accepting of her weirdness. She's not shallow and wanting to be popular. She's no hero. She puts her bra on one boob at a time just like the rest of us.

I wanna know if he's single.. umm.. no reason.. why you ask?

but do you own a drooling cat that snores as loud as a human male?

Thanks for making lose hours of my life to Youtube... I love this stuff..

Can someone help me find the article on Jez about the trope of the Sad Sack Guy? I've been searching for a while now and I can't find it! Argh!

I dunno. It was cute but.. very.. Lacking in imagery. Very Everything is Great!

he seems like more fun than Taylor Swift would be.

I dunno.. he just seems to be cool with making fun of himself. Some of the movies he's done.. he doesn't come across in them very well.

Is Justin Timberlake as cool as he seems? I really wanna know. Cause he seems like he's just.. cool. Like.. he'd be fun to play Dirty Pictionary with. Or Cards Against Humanity. Ya know?

Me too. Innocence lost. I was 16. And my dad looked at me and told me "That weird guy from that band you like died."

ooooh GOD yes.. the lip licking and hair tossing and bench grinding.. woman knows how to work the ivory tickling!