Thank god they closed it, huh? They say it's haunted, it's one of the oldest hospitals in Dayton.

This asshole did his work here in my town and the rumors were that hospital knew about the surgery, but didn't say anything. It was BIIIG news back in the 80's when I was just a little kid. My mom worked at the same hospital that he did. I remember hearing about it then and then reading a lot about him later after…

oooohh hell that was hilarious! Thanks

Spiders on drugs? and no linkage!

My friends were living in a converted house in the upstairs apartment. Their casual friends were renting the bottom half. When the casual friends moved out, they left a pair of older ferrets in a cage in a room with windows open in Nov and an Akita 9 month old puppy who had rarely left the bathroom they stuck her in.…

Maybe I'm just lucky, but I've had the same doctor since I was a little kid. He's super great about my weight, even cussing the insurance company out with me when they told me that they didn't cover the LAP-band surgery no matter what. It's not like neither of us KNOW that I'm heavy and should lose weight. He…

Graeter's doesn't NOT compare to Cincy's own Aglamesis Ice Cream and candy. Ooohhh their dark chocolate is to die for.

the BEST excuse I've ever heard, and it was the truth. My coworker and friend called in to our job because his wife slammed the front door sooo hard, the outside door knob fell off. He could NOT open the door. Climb out a window, you say? 3rd floor apartment. I just laughed my butt off.

Can NOT be Allie. Whenever I just NEED a laugh I read her blog. Even though I've read it 10 times, Simple Dog makes me snort with laughter.

I have horrible eyesight and normally have to have an eye exam once a year. Does EVERY eye doctor have the most incredibly soothing voice known to man? Most docs make me nervous but once they slide that cool metal mask on to my nose, and start intoning "1 or... 2, 3 or... 4" I'm lost. I am nothing but eyes, floating…

Tony's is SOOOO awesome in Mac N Cheese.. especially if you add a can of diced tomatoes. Aaahhh.. how to eat cheap without sacrificing flavor

Back when I was in High School in the mid 90's, my school had a Father/Daughter Dance and a Mother/Son Dance. And it was totally cool with the school if it was your uncle instead of your father or even your mom. The point was to celebrate your parent/kid bond at the point in your life when you "hate" your parents.…

I know, RIGHT!? When I read that he's just one state over, I thought... that might be doable.. then I realized that it was stalkerish and bad.. *le sigh*

My mother had a pretty old bike with a kid seat on the back stolen from us in the late 80's. I was like 11. My friend and I walked up to the strip mall we lived behind. Lo and behold, parked outside the grocery store was my mother's bike! I called my mom who couldn't come up and get it because she was with my baby…

That's really weird. I'm on BP medicine and every three months I go see my doc and OF COURSE they take my BP. If it's a little high, the doc knows it's because I get all freaked out about going to the doc. If it was just a little high, you'd think they would realize that heeey.. you're at the doctor's of course your…

This is so amazing, I just discovered your books and I've read Good in Bed, In Her Shoes and Little Earthquakes within the last month. I was so happy to finally read a good love story with a female character that wasn't a size 2 with glorious red hair and rich and witty. Did you write these women as heavier on purpose…

Lucky Bastard. I did this on Ebay Motors about 8 years ago. Someone accidentally did a Buy It Now for $1.00 on a Honda Element. I bought it, paid and I called to ask when I could pick it up. They cancelled the auction about 5 minutes after my call. Pissed me off..

I just saw his 1984 Balance Beam routine. I giggled!

I did this first..it's called my condo.. Some people hoard cats, trash or purses.. I hoard books.

you know what's even worse? When most of your friends are FB friends with each other and they ALL copy paste the SAME CRAP. Yeaaah.. cute saying, but did I need to read it 7 times? My mother is my FB friend... I wonder if she is offended that I haven't liked the same picture with a sickeningly sweet saying about how…