I’m not a drift king, i’m someone who’s not afraid to make 100 mistakes and teach everyone a lesson on 101.

When I had my Camaro z28 I got pretty good at reverse entry drifts. You basically hit a point where you’re aware of how far your car will spin at speed when you jerk the wheel to hit a nice drift, do that, but basically intentionally fail it hard and rather than letting it do a full 360 just hold it till it starts to…

Unsafe at -every- speed.

Only 20k, and in CA

Ain’t about anything but Rachel Luther Queen between those ears. She believes it and probably packed it all into the white girl crazy bin in her mind. I bet she thinks if she thinks about it and shows she’s conflicted her life will fall apart, so shes choosing delusion. Heard too many songs on the radio and thought…

Came for this. More specifically:

The loud epiphany walk off is gold also. When they ask a question, come to a realization that work needs doing and briskly walk off. If they’re still talking give a thumbs up and a wave. They usually get the point without too much heartbreak.

If he does nothing, will you eat your make America Great Again hat?

Oshi, I think I’ve bonded with it guys, does this mean I’m going to become a Mitsubishi? If I hold a turbo will I become an Evo? I don’t know what’s real anymore.

KMFDM “Free Your Hate”

There will be a point in your life as an attorney where you will kick yourself for not owning a Mercedes Benz. You know it, I know it, save yourself the stress and grab a fun one.

A friend of mine once had an olds 88 from the late 80's early 90's. That thing was a tank and it wouldn’t die no matter what we did. Once it was up over 250k miles my friend’s father said he’d get him a new car when that one died. We would go everywhere hard on the gas or hard on the brake and nothing in between, we…

“And so, in my State of the —- my State of the Union —- or state — my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next–the rest of your life —of service to America. That’s what I asked — 4,000 hours.” –April 9, 2002 George W.…

Every human being is born without knowledge. Through life experiences, we attain knowledge. The problem is that everyone is at a different point in that cycle. Some people have reasonable knowledge about a subject that is essentially voodoo magic and necromancy to another person. The young, the delusional, the…

By heartless business bureaucracy standards any regulation takes time and manpower to research and implement. To the Trumps of the world, all standards of safety and cleanliness are merely hurdles that cost money and cut competitive advantage.

My mother had a 4 cyl Saturn Vue with the CVT trans. It was like a little piece of your soul died every time you were in it. The thing fell apart after 80,000 miles. Wasn’t worth the $3500 to fix.

As an avid Jalopnik lurker I can say with the utmost confidence that I will never tire of McLaren news in any form whatsoever. Has a CEO had a Ketchup disaster on his tie? Tell us. Has a type of McLaren 675LT tire been scrapped due to uneven wear? Tell us. Has the design team that came up with the original F1's…

The newer ones looked good. I would drive a pristine new one today probably, with an interior update maybe.

Incorrect. These are professionals whom have strategies for every scenario based around the assumption that they aren’t being lied to about mutually accepted settings. Imagine of for instance the losing player had placed his life on the line for an attack that would knock their opponent offstage, but instead of the…

I like to listen to particularly tasteless high energy music to wake up, usually in a language I don’t understand to keep from concerning myself with the morally reprehensible lyrics. =3~