That’s right, that “Battle” mode  on that weird loop track. But even the original F-Zero on SNES had an elimination race. 

F-Zero is the first one I remember having an elimination mode. That was 28 years ago! 

Yeah, weird omission. Especially because Gita is Kotaku’s resident Sims nerd, right? 

Can confirm, Katamari is great while high. 

It shows $224.99 for me. Did that price expire? 

It shows $224.99 for me. Did that price expire? 

there’d be less reason to slow players down in hallways and doorways to mask the loading of new levels.

Just a few days ago, I received a check for the PS3 “Other OS” class action settlement. That was due to features removed from the PS3 in a system software update.
So… did Sony not learn their lesson? Will I be getting another check for this?!

journalists [...] want to sound smarter or less confrontational or whatever

I’m sorry for your loss Stephen. She was lucky that you were in her life.

Personally, I wasn’t hooked until “play a harmonica to soothe fetus in the hot spring”

You know, if Kojima wanted to hang out with Norman Reedus I’m pretty sure they could have gone to a baseball game. He didn’t have to develop and publish a AAA game just to work with the guy. 

Fish > pixelation

The internet is certainly a wild place!

I imagine it would be like this.

It’s fun reading this in Captain Murphy’s voice. 

Greek chicks are SO HOT! 

If you don’t want to give your money to Amazon, I saw the same deals on PSN. 

If you don’t want to give your money to Amazon, I saw the same deals on PSN. 

I want you to shoot him, and then I’m gonna slap his dead body, and then you shoot me.

You’re a monster. You either love Paul Rudd completely and unconditionally, or you are wrong.

I think you need a lozenge, Chris.