You should be so insulted to not be coming to the thing that's not happening.

I pray you do not realize the horror you are referencing with that gif.

You need to lean on Mssrs. Jackson and Young to start Very Smart Personals.

Apparently the rest of the local wildlife is trying to catch up to Florida Man. ETA: "I got an owl stuck in my SUV at Yeehaw Junction" may be the most country accident ever.

I dare say *many* things with this dude ain't right.

It's the combination of Michelle's awesomeness and Melania's incompetence and apathy. Laura Bush was a master of PR compared to Melania.

Guy here who found it really sad. The movie was all about showing that we need painful memories so we can grow and learn from them - even having it spelled out to them in their own words, Clementine and Joel can't hop off this derailing train because the memories themselves are gone.

Balder than my father for like 5 years now. I *wish* I had hair to go gray.

Don't think any guys' opinion matters much. Imagine a lot of lesbians would take offense though.

My initials have the same ABA setup, but the first and last are "K". So I try to steer attention away from my initials.

Had me flashing to Letterman's old "Would You Please Stop Calling Me Chief?" bit.

…and your initials are D.A.D.?

"…don't judge me. Back in my clubbing days…"

Okay, cultural blind spot on my part, thanks. Same category as the guy who got stuck with "Shinypants".

You're free to make a name as long as you want, but it *will* be shortened to two syllables max.

I'm going with Sci-Fi luchador myself.

I still want to know how someone ended up with Tight Sag.

Not lying. Only knew the guy for a few months when he was 19, praying he did not stick to this for long.

Yeah, on grounds that you're making people sound like Fonzie when they're looking for you.

Knew a guy in college who went by "Big N". Dude was 6'11", so he came by the first part honestly, but I'm chalking the insistence on his first initial up to White kid getting this nickname thing wrong.