The last time I saw a black man angry at a tall Wu Ke was a long time ago...

Architect here: marble does require more maintenance as it is truly a stone slab and all natural stone is porous to some degree. We have clients in corporate offices that want to install marble to give their offices a sense of sophistication but in such a high traffic area they end up needing to be resealed and…

I’m pretty sure that is fake, you can see a rectangle around those words so it may be a sticker or white out tape put over his real business card (where I hope to god he has his real name on it).

*concurs*

That’s the first thing I thought of when my girlfriend was listening to the clip last night.

This is good kinja.

This is good Kinja.

I'm thinking Imperial Walker (AT-AT). I've got to think by now Manning is 75% metal anyway.

I’m too lazy to check the timeline but what about the top teams in the FCS tournament get to play?

John Fox and his coaching staff have been quiet about injuries all season. This is the same regime that said first round draft pick Kevin White was Day-to-Day before saying he would be put the physically unable to perform list. Not too surpised by these latest details.

I thought this was a typo. Then I learned that a Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 exists.

Anyone else think that was Fred Armisen in the cover photo? Thought this might have been an SNL or Portlandia sketch I never saw...

.@bomani_jones typical to not even wait until the poor bird’s tears dry up to make your agenda’s case. I’ll prefer to wait for the debate

I was watching that game on the elliptical at the gym. When this happened I audible said, “man that’s disrespectful...”

OMFG

How does Al Michaels, famous LA sports fan, feel about getting between 1-3 NFL franchises in his town, considering his taxes that would pay for 1-2 stadiums would need to increase to a level not seen since the Middle Ages?

My mom was diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma earlier this year and is still battling.

*cough*

Real question: is Bomani Jones the best talent ESPN has?