Still the Best Lol introduction:

I’ve started muting anyone who does anything toxic almost immediately.

The only half time performance I need.

I don't know if it will fit, what with 1993 Amy Jo Johnson already in there.

I just wonder what Nintendo is up to...

A more effective one:

/obligatory

Thank You Based Rankings

They're just based.

Ranked.

I always thought that was behind "break in case of emergency" glass if things really start to go south for Nintendo/Pokemon Company.

In recent days I've been asked several times about a possible breach of ethics involving one of our reporters. While I believe no such breach occurred, I feel it is important for Kotaku readers who have questions to get clear answers.

Especially when it happens in mid-air like it did to me last night. Because that would logically happen and it was awesome.

Goddamn right, brother.

You know what makes sense? When you punch a dude with a giant robot, he explodes. That makes pretty fuckin good sense to me.

There is a saying in germany about laying off people: