I really feel l like ISIS deserve to be exterminated by an army of pissed off women.

Your sources debunked:

Now fuck off.

At this point there are probably uncontacted tribes deep in the amazon who have on the walls of their crude huts, pictograms showing a pair of people in evening wear being gunned down while their son watches in horror. Right next to the pictograms of a teenager boy with a spider mask in his pocket letting an armed…

Batman doesn’t have parents?! What? Why would you spoil that for me.

Bree Newsome is amazing. This makes her even more cool.

I’m not going to watch the video, but I’ve got to say, it’s pretty cool that she’s turning what happened to her into performance art pieces. It’s probably empowering, and I bet it’s a really good way to process it.

And, as promised, Ellie Goulding’s little brother was returned, alive and well.

all my greatest accomplishments occurred when i was a teen

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

I'm sorry but I don't think batman could beat darth realistically.

I think that's a cut error as the scene changes at that point (probably doesn't help that I was saying it quite fast). I'm pretty sure that I didn't say two 5's in succession, since that just sounds weird. Then again, Neil Armstrong claims he said "one small step for (a) man", but it doesn't seem to sound like that.

Gotta think about that resale value!

But don't tell the ferrari forums, they'll call this gentleman out in strong words on their little threads for "not respecting the car" and say that he isn't a typical ferrari owner.