If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

I’m a fat guy. Not a chubby guy or a husky guy but a really fucking fat, going to die young if I can’t figure out how to fix myself fat guy. For any of you women out there that are fat like me, fat in the way that you’re killing yourself slowly just by existing the way you do - every time you feel the urge to spend…

I’m glad I’ve been #adulting for a long enough time (in other words, not a millennial) that I don’t feel the need to build people up only to come back later and tear them down over past mistakes or, even worse, past alleged mistakes.

So we’re supposed to give Murray the side eye forever because his ex wife made one claim during what were apparently extremely bitter divorce proceedings? What exactly is the end goal here? If you want to paint a picture of him as a real, flawed human being, that’s fine, but this just reads like “Someone alleged abuse…

life must be tough for you

Sooooooooooo what? You posted this why? Oh yes, because fuck all men. Even the ones who possibly didn’t do shit. Good day.

I am NOT a fan of spousal abuse but I am also not a fan of articles like this.

Bill Murray was accused of spousal abuse during an acrimonious divorce; the allegation was later withdrawn. Who gives a shit?

So, wait. A $7 million settlement, and the charge is withdrawn, and was only found in a divorce filing and not in any police report?

reminder: all it takes is to be accused. Nothing More

So you’re basically saying that he’s a human being with problems and not a mythological deity of some sort? Huh...

Seems like this tour’s been going on since 1989.

In this thread a list of everything the announcers got correct about the incident.