Nothing like seeing a massive dong in person. Happy Pride.

I can’t imagine how tough that must be, and the strength it must take, but it looks like he’s got it to spare.

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Report: Andy Reid’s “Expected” To Eat Vegetables.

At least Paul’s house is made of bricks. 

you lost me at VLOG

That was the shake of a man trying to squeeze a fart bubble out of his taint.

I don’t think it was a dumb question, I think she was looking for the kind of answer she got. And the answer she did get was so good that it’s being reblogged everywhere, so it did its job I guess.

I can think of more than one reason that Beverly and Williams would shower praise on Durant, just 2 months before free agency...

More of this please. Let the kids have fun playing the game. 

yes of course. But I don’t play by the rules. I’m here to get paper and ignore the haters 

Announcer: SANTA MARIA!!!

No Puigilist puns? The Deadspin comment section has let me down.

I keep expecting to find out that Matt Stairs is still on a roster somewhere.

Or go play softball.

I guess the whole “jumping out of a cage to fight members of the opponents team” thing may have been a tell.

I feel like McGregor’s shitposting on twitter would have more weight if their last interaction hadn’t been Nurmagomedov beating him so badly that his response was to retire from the sport lol.

In McGregor’s defense, the Irish are taught from birth to keep the beef out of hand.

Hell, for most of my marriage my towel was still my wife