Oh, I see you’re one of those “fact-based” people, eh.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Quick, someone start a Change.org petition to get Azealia Banks an invite to stay a few days at the White House. 

If i were buying a Tesla, i would opt for the All-Weather package, unlike these two cheapskates.

Forcing a player to eat candy bars while his teammates work out is a humiliating and counterproductive tactic stolen, I shit you not, from the Miss Trunchbull playbook of terrorizing leadership:

Fuck These Motherfuckers:

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Yes. That’s the solution. Stop talking about the most powerful man in the world. If we just ignore him, he’ll go away.

“[How not to be a piece of shit]”

Just as I realize every time I accidentally grab some in the casino buffet, eggplant isn’t beef.

I’m more about the intensity of the driving experience. Give me some E46 M3, give me some E60 M5. They’re still special even today despite being a lot slower simply because they’re intense and unique.

No one buys Porsche 911s for the looks.

IMHO they buy it because its the best bang for the buck. I know so many 911 owners who buy it because there is no better value. Its timeless, classic, and darn good performing. Its maintenance is reasonable ,and it lasts a long time. Its a good durable PRACTICAL exotic.

No one…

This is actually due to the different pigmentations in the atmosphere relative to our prospective areas of the world. Light actually appears ever so slightly differently based on longitude and the atmospheric pressure of the locale, making amber more appropriate in europe, while red works better for here.

I’m assuming it walks on water and gets punctures really easily?

Wow, Lamborghini really set that record on fire.   

People have this dumb, lizard brain need to circle the wagons if they feel like “outsiders” are attacking one of their own. It leads to large groups of people making incredibly stubborn and ridiculous decisions that can appear baffling to everyone else not in the group.

And they do not lie! 

And who did his actions hurt?  No one but your fragile ego, apparently.

You have a Lamborghini on order and you’re looking to save money? Maybe you bought the wrong car, buddy?