User name checks out, but it’s missing the “_Douche” from the end.

Can I get a long form article on this?

I call it “cosbyseed”

Now, a gallon of gasoline cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say.

I used to do wheelies across them just to fuck with the numbers a bit. I’m sure nobody noticed or cared, but that never mattered to me.

Much like my social media posts!

That’s quite a Schott.

I usually buy tickets 1-2 weeks in advanced. Guess I’m getting screwed, but who the hell knows what their travel plans are 70 days in advanced?

Is it wrong that I’d rather have the 2015 Hyundai Vision G concept

Slight correction: the article states that this is a coupé, however, the car pictured only has two doors.

Wow, Vlad Sr. was within 30 feet of the pitch and didn’t swing?

Yeah, he works for me.

Man, I’d heard it was bad, but I had no idea. At some point someone at Jeep should have said “if we have to create a video to retrain people on basic automotive operations, there’s something wrong”.

For anyone that doesn’t know how these gear shifters work, here’s a short video explaining it.

If her job was to monitor as well as drive, Uber should be held at fault. That’s basically mandating distracted driving. If she was playing with Facebook though, that’s on her.

David, you hit one out of the park yet again!

But imagine that dude in the yellow jacket landed this jump?

My heart goes out to those skiers - I’ll keep Georgia on my mind.

Am I going to hell, for laughing way too much at this?

Maybe the chairlift just got pissed off that no one in that country knows how to hold their phone correctly when recording video.